This weekend, Janice resolved to have a cardboard bobsled race with the high school kids who were up for SnoGo. Jonah, Sarah, and I were happy to be assigned the task of constructing a test sled.
After digging through the cardboard pile and discussing ideas, construction began. Duck tape was responsible for holding everything together.
The sled needed some special accommodations flourishes. Don't worry; Jonah washed his hands thoroughly after mounting the plungers.
Sarah was the driver, I was the gunner, and Jonah was the flagman.
The primary obstacle to the event was the lack of snow at camp, but Janice found a shaded area where there was enough left to construct a run. Sarah and Jonah worked on that project later in the day, and when the run was complete they tested it out.
(That is Jonah's racing face, for extra intimidation.)
The next morning, we had a christening ceremony in which our sled received it's name: "Poocasa." There was some debate over whether that meant "house for pooing," "house made of poo," or "house for storing poo," but our official linguist (Jonah) declared that all were equally evocative of our work on Accommodations.
There she is. What a beauty.
Oh! What adventure! What thrill! What triumph! What glory!
After the race, our bobsled enjoyed a brief rest in the victory circle...
...before heading to her eternal rest in the garbage dumpster.
In the final analysis, a panel of judges awarded two hundred points to Poocasa's legendary run. In a fatal lapse of judgment, however, they awarded two hundred and ten points to the high school girls who raced right after us.
Much fun was had by all. Calvin Crest Accommodations Team, Winter Olympics 2014!